Aries (March 21-April 19)
You will get more money.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Isn’t that thing today?
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You need to stop saying you’re too busy.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Don’t walk on a lake; the ice might not be solid.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Have a good day. All will be fine until New Year’s Day.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
What’s 100 multiplied by 100? Obviously you need to work on Math this month.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Don’t fall in love at Christmas.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Don’t keep so many secrets.
Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Skip amusement parks in December.
Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Don’t push yourself too much while working out.
Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
Try to take control when you want something.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You should not go swimming. The lake might be too cold this month.
