- What does a flame say to the other flame?
We are a perfect match
- What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
- Why do skunks love valentines day?
They’re scent-imental animals.
- What did the cat say to the other cat?
Your purr-fect for me.
- What can you get in trouble with the law on valentine’s day?
Stealing too many hearts
